Diagram #1:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR6W8qhLSoskX-SSJgeIU8NkejiYhnIIJOl-PcZWphkMmrWI0l1JMprSxv6cqWJ3zSZi3yARDo5Jne6NpTyNA8hrTtpVjiVBI0ZEFfWZAFkB42AOCx1XM1I7fZHm-F2bCnooAV2_BFQIM/s630/Squattie01.jpg)
Enter M’Lynn dancing into the bathroom about to pee on herself followed by two more people, [A] and [B]. How does M choose a squattie not knowing what’s behind door #1? Nevertheless, [M] quickly chooses squattie #1 given it’s the one that requires the least amount of walking while [A] and [B] take their places in front of the remaining two doors. While they’re all waiting, [C] and [D] enter and take their places behind [M] and [B].
Diagram #2:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFmI0jrjqBLGqbVpU730_rk-rDPOQG4Z0ocBZvQ3rgnJLe8kGXUYajqlh6dUOR319o7e4jRGFeQdDVq8jU6w0rMMm_PE08SB2BmLO6Qx1E23QFQeYtDG8ZyqBdCCrgaLJ646QcHIKZIFs/s630/Squattie02.jpg)
Suddenly, squattie #3 is clear and [A] enters to do her business and [D] quickly changes lanes.
Diagram #3:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmmdvFWjeNJ-sDu-0RvN6JaCMD40WAEv4FFmdZJ2_CPbzq70eOdy4_06lO8l6RuyU-U40tuxGvz9Uqm0309ukRhMNq0-ukLBnQRMXhLVzLTRKXAeKBlwduLEuSTF8lrs3dpxxrU9i0MFw/s630/Squattie03.jpg)
[B] enters squattie #2 after the waitress in the stall finishes her cell phone conversation and [C] quickly jumps lines to move on deck.
Diagram #4:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1T6rcX_-jTfJmSxg4FO0B_ehY2IKCtxZM0EibNLO7qAJjtIn9T_x2ggYoj-505Bm1FOcs1xqaot9Q9MvkYpSwj6mzfwqUBY-KWkbj_V5i7Gf-6pqj-9hSQ9E5lk34frUArbonmX4bTsw/s630/Squattie04.jpg)
Amazing. Both [A] and [B] finish at the same time. The bathroom is clearing out! Seizing this opportunity, [M] decides it’s best to change doors now before another person enters. [M] knows the odds are in her favor to have picked the correct door now. [M] can’t stand the thought of 4 people finishing their business before she gets a chance to start hers.
Diagram #5:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY98mG2nvX26Gay7mp16_rRILQ4NRIJDdE1lR8R47Fpx8zbGsbhBkBuNqjl2UY4piRIXvq8flMeJBLS5rtGp_D93fDSO1xJdyj4MJQpW3CfvBl7Mmh9_CUha43BbgGZHxwJbH8IjCcHYs/s630/Squattie05.jpg)
[M] better have chosen the right door now as a group of middle school students just arrived after school and barged into the bathroom. Now anything goes. Lines, what lines? Elbows out people this is about to get ugly.
Diagram #6:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAEwRFlAeD1vLNpfPbAC0tkSUFyWqtopt8BWsSSZD5_aPII4AsR1bPNl6AOQPgjrAtm6HGfA-uqgZ9ceGN5Kjo6J12HpXmnsjTDpmLuH_OSHxMCRKCwzbJNpzGpzhHByzbyvnn0ocqIcc/s630/Squattie06.jpg)
Students are everywhere! [M] is smoking and can’t stand it anymore! Five people have found the bottom of the bowl and yet [M] still waits. No more Mr. Nice Guy! M will have the next squattie!
Diagram #7:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdKJ9UihTf3olyU87SzZDtSa-b2NVKYbSAJrysEhUcJIPU16rpUcVQbunRdQYs05cugu9A0t_YBhd0XL-43OLb3FJXchJ5gcjXNQAkfZaEkkLPp1pHVkfQ5PV23ahKEU4FlHquFWgM1ow/s630/Squattie07.jpg)
What’s that? Door #1 is opening ever so slowly. [M] breaks like lightning and immediately jumps across the four students to claim her original door as grandma gingerly steps out. M gets to go! As [M] closes the door, she hears [C] flush next door.
As you see, this can get complicated. It is especially frustrating in the classic 2 stall situation. (You might think this would be better, but it’s not). After all that drama, it’s probably better to do your business outside like all the kids.
3 comments:
memories... :D
That is intense!!!!!
And completely compounded by her full-and-ready-to-explode bladder. I don't know how she does it. It's doubly intense when the full bladder is a child's. Then I'm so thankful for trees!
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